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Newest Blog Posts

A Script Too Big for a Video

So I’m gonna play a clip for you of Marcus Carniverous’s most recent speech and I want you to pay attention not just to what he’s saying but the order[…]

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Why Do We Follow Narcissists?

This started out as a script for a video but it got very long. So I’m going to try and shorten it, but here’s the reasonably stream of conscious version.[…]

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A Draft of a Video Script

So this one got too long to do I think and it meandered, but there’s some interesting thoughts in here. Time for a more focused draft. Enjoy the rough draft.[…]

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Our Awesome Team

We are definitely not just one guy who’s teetering on the edge of of sanity! We’re a whole team of definitely real people teeting on the edge of sanity!

The Chicken

Original Recipe

The Chicken is known for bombastic comedy that sometimes resembles a sermon. He’s also known as a saint in the day and a sinner in the hay.


Dark Meat

The Sequel is Never as Good

Dark Meat describes himself as a citizen of the world. It’s just a coincidence that he sounds like the talking points your uncle repeats during holiday dinners.


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What Commenters Say

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I never could have guessed a chicken computer would lead the revolution, but I’m here for it! ❤️

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NDP Lover… you want something for nothing as all ndp lovers do. Get a job

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Firstly, I want to thank you for your very informed and well thought out videos on Canadian Politics. it’s so important and we needed this. Secondly, are you a Chicken iPad or iPad Chicken?


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The Chicken is the Leading Chicken in Chickenly Thoughts

Chickenly thoughts have been scientifically proven to ward off nazis, vampires, capitalists, lousy bosses, and that one uncle nobody should leave kids alone with,  most politicians.